Princess Diana is getting the HBO documentary treatment with the help of her sons. The late Princess of Wales' life and work will be celebrated with a new movie from HBO Documentary Films to...Before we begin with last night’s Southern Charm shenanigans, can we please give a big, fat “Atta boy!” to Craig Conover for passing the South Carolina bar exam! It looks like Shep Rose is going to have to find another reason to deride his pal. Of course, while Craig can celebrate this milestone, he’s going to have to atone for being a complete jackleg to his girlfriend Naomie Olindo on last night’s episode. Once again, she proves to be the only voice of reason in this motley crew!
After the gang muddles through their various (hopefully not morning, as most of them are slugging cocktails) routines, Cameran Eubanks takes her mother to purchase some hoodoo dolls in hopes of reclaiming her high school efforts to become a white witch…complete with spell incantations, purple hair, and a homecoming queen sash. Unlike voodoo dolls, their hoodoo counterparts bring positive energy to those who use them. Cameran is hoping this doll will help with matchmaking her friend Chelsea with Shep.
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Across town, bro code violator Austen Kroll is shooting hoops with his douchemaster. Shep brags about bagging a girl after his yacht party, and he enjoys making his protege squirm when asking if Austen fared the same. Shep is fully aware of Austen’s blossoming romance with Chelsea, and he isn’t happy about it. As the guys wheeze and sweat over minimal exertion, Shep wonders if he needs to seek medical help. A stuttering Austen is forced to relay his relationship status with Shep who chastises him for not asking permission. Wait, what? Shep can take home whoever he wants, but he is still has dibs on Chelsea? Shep pretends not to care while joking about Austen and Chelsea’s age difference, calling her Demi Moore. I’m sure Chelsea will swoon over Shep after hearing that comparison!
Whitney Sudler-Smith is doubling down on bourbons while waiting on Thomas Ravenel. T-Rav is stressed about his Mr. Mom status while lamenting past khakis that shaped his buttocks and his confidence in such a way that made him a one-time man about town. While he is still able to pluck that low-hanging fruit, his baggage (read: his children who live in a totally separate dwelling on their father’s property and their fiery–to be nice–mother Kathryn Dennis), Thomas has lost his swag when it comes to approaching women who would make a suitable first lady for his main house. Whitney encourages him to pursue Landon Clements who clearly is intrigued by the aging Lothario ‘s bank account.
After several months of not speaking, Kathryn is attempting to repair her friendship with new mom Jennifer Snowden. Perhaps “repair” is a strong word. She really just wants to know why Jennifer was so quick to cozy up to T-Rav after the way he treated Kathryn and spoke to her for being Kathryn’s champion. Kathryn is wary to let down her guard with Jennifer, but she’s ready to confront their issues. Over lunch, Jennifer wonders what she did to get the silent treatment, but Kathryn can’t get the notion out of her head that Jennifer is a social climber. Why else would Jennifer have so easily accepted T-Rav’s apology after all the shit he talked about her to Kathryn? Jennifer defends herself, showing honest emotion. She cries recounting her newborn son’s terrifying brain surgery and reminds Kathryn that she needed all the support she could get. She certainly wasn’t getting it from Kathryn…nor is she now. Kathryn listens coldly, offering monotone sympathy, while questioning whether Jennifer is just trying to be manipulative with her tears. Really? I am trying to be sympathetic, but as a mother who seems to know serious struggles first hand, I would have hoped that Kathryn could be more Anna and less Hans. Melt that ice!
Austen is wing-manning Landon as she checks out Little Jack’s Tavern for her “blog.” As Landon inquires about the best cocktails to pair with lunch, Austen can’t help but think her website is just an excuse to eat and imbibe at the city’s newest hot spots. He laments to Landon about Shep’s admonishment after hearing Austen has been seeing Chelsea, and Landon is quick to jump on any train that lets her belittle her former bestie. She’s clearly not over Shep deriding her for being so snobby to his entrepreneurial friends. Speaking of pretentious, Landon teases Austen for not recognizing Aspen as the only place to travel in Colorado. She opines about how a weekend getaway is the best way to learn about a new partner. Does he pack a dinner jacket with his exercise clothes? How expensive is his luggage? Austen is baffled by the words coming out of Landon’s mouth (who isn’t?) as she discusses the importance of a well-to-do paramour. He reminds her that her young buck Drew has never been to New York City. Her boy toy would love to see the Big Apple. He’s heard there’s a big park there.
Replacing his inner Bob Villa with Martha Stewart, Craig is thrilled to receive his new sewing machine in the mail. It even has an embroidery function! Just stop! With his sewing desire now satiated, he’s ready to become a landlord. Having procured her marvelous matchmaking hoodoo doll, Cameran sets her sights on looking for Craig’s perfect investment property. She calls a listing agent about a home he’s interested in, but it’s under contract. After crunching some numbers (aka sewing some throw pillows), Craig isn’t phased to lose the property. He’s got plenty of time to exercise his inner slumlord. Plus, these drapes aren’t going to hem themselves!
After mixing the perfect blend of liquid courage, Thomas dials up Landon for a possible date. She’s got plans to see Phish with her sister, but she’s open to a day date. Thomas is defeated. He just got totally friend-zoned. Where are those flat-fronts when he needs them?
After his latest foray onto the basketball court, Shep makes an appointment to see a doctor. His father had a heart attack in his late thirties, and he wants to make sure he’s not going to suffer the same fate. Thankfully for the middle aged frat boy, T-Rav recommended this doctor, so Shep is pretty sure he won’t be judged. He relays to the nurse he smokes a bit and drinks on average a dozen drinks a night. Shep follows the rule of sex partner divulging…you cut the actual number in half and add ten. The doctor can’t find anything wrong with Shep, but he urges the party boy to stop drinking for a week. Challenge accepted. Maybe(ish). Or not.
The following day, Thomas and Landon meet for their day date while trying to one-up the other with a super high maintenance margarita orders. They are both impressed with the other’s knowledge of high end tequila, fancy mixers, and the ability to send their waitress into a materialism induced coma. Thomas recounts his previous evening which ended in going home alone (curses, designer jeans!). Landon coyly counters that T-Rav shouldn’t be bedding strangers mid-week He’s too mature for that. It’s time that Thomas focus on finding his perfect match. T-Rav couldn’t agree more. As Thomas describes the pairs’ similarities, Landon purrs, “yeahhhh” over and over as they lock eyes. This connection is deep, y’all.
That night, Craig is treating Naomie to a much deserved home-cooked meal at her parents’ house down the street from their abode. What a Renaissance man! Naomie is touched…until he recounts his day. When she inquires about his recent desire to obtain rental property, Craig responds that not only is he going to be a real estate mogul, he’s also starting his own clothing line. Law school what? Craig is a preppier version of Kanye, complete with a ridiculous rant as Naomie rebukes his idiotic assertions. Why can’t he just focus on a legal career? What’s with the Zillow chasing, carpentry-wielding, seamstress wannabe pipe dreams? Naomie rationally forms her argument while Craig reacts like a petulant child, calling her dumb. Girlfriend stands her ground as Craig back pedals. Perhaps he’ll take up cycling next? He storms off like the brat he’s being. Get it together, Craig. Seriously.
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It's the end of the Dancing road for The Bachelor star Nick Viall. Nick and pro partner Peta Murgatroyd were sent home from Dancing With the Stars along with Nancy Kerrigan and her partner...It was only a matter of time before Kim Zolciak put her name on a swimwear line. After years of posting mirror selfies of her bikini body, capitalizing on her social media following to start a bikini line is a logical next step. Sure, “swimsuit designer” is a common occupation among the Real Housewives, so I don’t feel like the world is lacking when it comes to bathing suit options “designed by” reality TV stars, but she does have six kids to feed.
It feels like Kim is currently endorsing or “designing” every type of product under the sun, so I’m really not shocked that she will now be selling bikinis. It’s pretty easy to make fun of Kim for her constant promotion, but to be honest, if I could make a shit ton of money by posting about brands on Instagram and putting my name on random products, I would do it too. Get after it while you can, Kim.
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Kim didn’t share any of the specifics about her latest business adventure, but I’m sure she will be way more open about it during the next season of Don’t Be Tardy. This woman knows how to work that cross-promotion game.
Kim put up a selfie that I sadly recognized from a previous post of hers. After hardcore judging myself for a few seconds, I realized that she wasn’t just showing off her body. She captioned the pic, “Bikini line coming soon we use only the BEST fabric!” She didn’t share the name of her line or any details about when and wear to buy the suits, but I guess she’s just building up the mystery and intrigue. Is that suit from her line? Like I embarrassingly admitted before, I do recognize the pic and it was from a while ago, so I’m surprised she didn’t share it any sooner.
Nevertheless, I’m sure we will see her “designing” some bikinis next season on her show.
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Southern Charm star Kathryn Dennis says that she is so baffled by many recent headlines, but she says that the craziest thing she has read lately about herself involves Landon Clements’ story that they are not friends because Kathryn stole clothing from a friend of Landon’s and had to be presented with legal papers to cough up the designer duds.
“When I read the story about Landon not being my friend because I reportedly stole clothing from a friend of hers, I thought, what the heck is she talking about? Landon has never introduced me to a friend of hers, let alone someone who is a designer who gave me clothes. Where is she getting this from?”
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At the party on the ship during Southern Charm season two, where Kathryn and Landon got into it, Landon said she tried to be Kathryn’s friend, but who would want to be friends with someone who stole from their friend, and why is the story just coming out now? Kathryn thinks the timing seems sort of convenient.
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Kathryn says the only thing she can think of involving borrowing clothing was a store on King Street in Charleston that invited her to come in to borrow clothing in season two.
“There is a store on King Street that invited me to come in, and select some clothing for a Southern Charm shoot. They told me I could take some clothing, return whatever I didn’t want, and pay for anything I kept,” Kathryn explains. “The man I worked with there was named Jared, and he was really helpful. I kept most of the items, and paid for them, and arranged for Jared to pick up the pieces that I didn’t want to keep. There was no drama, and maybe Landon knows Jared, but I didn’t meet him through her.”
Kathryn also says that companies like Stuart Weitzman send items like shoes for her to wear on Southern Charm, that she is supposed to send back, and she does.
“If I want to keep them, I have to pay for them, and I always do. If Landon is saying otherwise, why wouldn’t she have talked to me about this, rather than holding it in for two years? I mean, if it’s the big event that is keeping us from being friends.”
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Kathryn has her own opinion on why she and Landon never clicked, and it has nothing to do with her “obsession” with Landon.
“When Landon was new on Southern Charm, she did everything she could to only approach me while we were shooting, and I was having a conversation with someone else,” says Kathryn. “She would approach to give me advice, but it wasn’t ever sincere, because when the cameras were off, she would walk away. It was very opportunistic. We had little in common anyway, and I didn’t like being used. That is why we aren’t friends.”
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First up, Craig Conover finally passed the bar!! Cameran Eubanks and Naomie Olindo both shared the news on social media this weekend. Naomie Instagrammed the photo above and beamed, “Can’t believe this cutie passed the BAR!!! Well I can…but still excited I love you @caconover.” Cameran also Tweeted out, “I’m knocked up and Craig passed the bar. In other news I just saw a pig fly by my window.” At least we can finally put that storyline to bed, right?!
Tonight Kathryn Dennis sits down with former friend Jennifer Snowden to hash things out, but the impression I get from the preview (and her recent interview with us) is that Kathryn is completely uninterested in what Jennifer’s selling.
Shep will confront Austen tonight about his “bro-code violation” with hottie Chelsea. It’s okay, he’ll find plenty more women as he films his new show, “Relationshep.”
Also on tonight’s episode is continuing tension between Naomie and Craig, although we know things seem to be doing just fine at the present time. “Naomie reaches her boiling point when she learns of Craig’s latest endeavor, and tensions rise when she questions his plans for the future.”
In other storylines tonight, Cameran turns to the supernatural in hopes of finding her life’s purpose. This should be good.
Thomas Ravenel is going to ask Landon Clements out on a date tonight. Because her telling him last week that he’s just too much drama didn’t deter him, apparently.
Speaking of Thomas, he’s got a bone to pick with Bravo. The Southern Charm star Tweeted out some frustrations at the network this week. “Not sure why Bravo wasted my time giving a house tour and not using it. Perhaps bc it’s not a college frats dump.”
Thomas isn’t the only one irritated with the editing and whatnot this season. The rest of the cast was Tweeting this week about a fun scene that was cut from last week’s episode that involved a cake fight. Perhaps they’re saving it for a “lost footage” episode at the end o the season. We hope! Sounds like it was a fun time!
The show kicks off at 9/8 CST! Join us here in the comments to analyze the train wreck that will be tonight’s episode!
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