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I am so over Chateau Sheree and all of its associated drama. I cannot stress enough how I am beyond disinterested in all of the real estate-centered plot lines on Real Housewives shows. Thankfully, Sheree Whitfield and Kenya Moore did manage to throw some solid shade about their feuding mansions, but it definitely played out real quick. And now Sheree has even more to deal with since the news broke that she’s being sued by a contractor.
Color me shocked. Everything about this mansion construction and decoration is suspect. Don’t get me wrong, I live for Sheree’s insults on Real Housewives of Atlanta, but I never comprehended how Sheree could realistically afford Chateau Sheree. And based on Sheree’s well-documented financial issues, it seems like she really can’t, so I’m not at all surprised that she’s being sued. And I’m sure Kenya is absolutely loving it and looking up the perfect gif to post along with the news.
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I have no idea if it’s true, but Kenya claimed that Sheree wasn’t even living in Chateau Sheree and I honestly believe it. You know that Sheree would be documenting the shit out of it if she was actually a resident of Chateau Sheree. And this makes me think that it is unfinished and/or unpaid. I love Sheree, but she’s only been back as a RHOA season regular this year, she has not earned enough money to get that mansion finished. Or at least that’s what I assume.
RELATED: Sheree Whitfield Not Surprised By Kenya Moore’s Drama
Anyway, Atlanta Journal Constitution reports that Heritage Landscape Group filed a claim against Sheree, seeking $10,012,50 in unpaid bills for landscaping work done on Chateau Sheree. The cost is for landscaping work and also for “help getting her get a certificate of occupancy,” which supports Kenya’s claims that Sheree doesn’t really live at the mansion.
Apparently, Sheree “paid less than half the bill, then said she didn’t have the money.” She reportedly later changed her tune and said she was not happy with the work – in some cop out to justify not paying the bill. That is shady AF.
I can’t picture Sheree denying this story because I can’t imagine her actually acknowledging reality. She knows how to stir up drama and read a housewife, but she really doesn’t seem to grasp her actual wealth. It’s as if Sheree doesn’t have the password (or username) to the mobile banking app on her phone.
RELATED: Sheree In Court Over Chateau Sheree Housewarming Party
Don’t get me wrong, I’m pulling for my girl Sheree to get those sponsored Instagram ads and I hope she sells her book, but I really can’t see her having the finances to pull of actually living in Chateau Sheree any time soon.
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED SHEREE DIDN’T PAY HER LANDSCAPING BILL? DO YOU THINK SHE REALLY LIVES IN CHATEAU SHEREE?
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This week is a little bit of a cease fire on Teen Mom 2. Jenelle Evans and Nathan Griffith have resolved one issue in court (assault) and seem to be on their way to resolving custody of son Kaiser out of court (sort of). Meanwhile, Kailyn Lowry and Javi Marroquin don’t have much to say to one another. It’s obviously the beginning of the end for these two when it comes to playing out on TV but it’s still unclear exactly when the marriage started to really go south. Maybe all will be revealed in the episodes to come.
As we join Kail, she’s trying to prepare the boys for Javi to come home while juggling college courses and cleaning up dog vomit. You would think after having two little boys, Kail would be better equipped to deal with some dog barf but she recoils from the situation with more fear than she did jumping out of that plane! But Kail has big things going on in her life to focus on. According to Dr. Drew (how involved is he is these poor girls’ lives?), Kail would be the first teen mom EVER to graduate from a four year college. Coupled with the fact that Kail’s mom never went to college, Kail is super motivated to finish school and while Javi might not be around, luckily Jo and Vee are around to help pick up Isaac from school and cheer on Kail. It’s nice to see how well they are getting along and creating their own modern family.
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Later, when Javi FaceTimes Lincoln, Kail takes a back seat to the whole conversation and only gets on to talk to Javi briefly when Lincoln heads off to play. The conversation is pretty tense and neither party seems excited for Javi to come home. When a producer asks Kail if she has a plan if things don’t work out with Javi, she replies confidently that she always has a plan. Where was that level of confidence when it came to cleaning up dog puke?
Chelsea Houska and her friend (who keeps a still processing pregnancy test in her car’s cup holder) go to pick up some flowers. While the pregnancy test cooks and Chelsea picks out flowers, she gets a call from Taylor Halibur (her ex’s ex, if you can follow along). Taylor says they need to talk and the whole call seems shrouded in mystery, plus I never find out the results of Chelsea’s friend’s pregnancy test. Bummer.
When they do meet at the gym, which is really an abandoned Cross Fit studio, Chelsea is rocking a full face of makeup to workout, complete with a kohl cat eye. Taylor’s big reveal is that things aren’t as good as they seem when it comes to her custody arrangement with Adam Lind. Chelsea is too gracious to say “I told you so”, but basically, she told you so.
Leah Messer is taking Ali to the doctor while a working Corey Simms attends via cracked screen speaker phone. Unfortunately, Ali has been falling about five to ten times a day and the doctor recommends she use her power wheelchair at home too. Neither have any questions and the doctor looks relieved to be away from the cameras.
But Leah’s worries don’t end there – she is still worried about how Jeremy Calvert’s relationship with Addie will play out while he’s working out of state for three months. When Addie calls him with her Kanye kiddie glasses, Jeremy talks to her for a few mins and Addie seems so sad after. She doesn’t understand that he isn’t actually home because she is three. Leah (who is not three) doesn’t understand how Jeremy doesn’t want to FaceTime his daughter more. Leah makes it a point to say that when she was in treatment, she would skip LUNCH just to talk to her kids. LUNCH.
In Jenelle’s world, she is gearing up for mediation with Nathan to try and work out custody of Kaiser. Boyfriend David Eason is obviously coming along and they are both dressed for Studio 54 with Jenelle in a blush jumpsuit and David with a red button down shirt (minus the appropriate amount of buttons).
The result is that Nathan and his terrible hair got joint custody and seems pretty happy about it. But it’s not over yet because the new agreement has to be drawn up and emailed to both parties, requiring a sign off. I’m guessing that’s not going to happen but that’s just a hunch on my part. As David and Jenelle head out of town overnight, Nathan asked to have Kaiser and Jenelle says it’s not a good idea, per her lawyer. Just the civil contact alone via text angers David, who doesn’t understand why Jenelle is worried about being nice to Nathan at all. Jenelle tries to explain to “babe” that she at least has to try and be nice so she can cover her azz in court if the judge has to intervene down the road, which you know they will.
To prove just how undeserving Nathan is of contact from Jenelle, David thinks a move to Saskatchewan would be acceptable because Jenelle can do whatever she wants with Kaiser. Let’s not go moving to Canada now. Actually, scratch that and go right ahead, David. We won’t miss you!
TELL US – WHO WOULD KAISER BE BETTER OFF WITH – JENELLE OR NATHAN?
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I will never get over the Real Housewives of Orange County ladies arguing about who really got the offer to act on the now-defunct show Malibu Country. That was such a train wreck, but aside from that I never know what to make of Heather Dubrow’s acting career. I watch TV like it’s my job (oh wait, it is) and I had no idea who Heather was until she was cast on RHOC, but apparently she’s an accomplished actress. Now, Heather is set to appear on the show Young & Hungry.
If you’re unfamiliar with Young & Hungry, that’s your loss. I’ve been watching the show since it started and it’s actually hilarious and surprisingly mature for a show that is on the network formerly known as ABC Family. Still, I’m curious about how Fancy Pants will be utilized and how long she will appear.
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Heather posted a photo of her Young & Hungry script to share the news with her Instagram followers. The label on Heather’s script indicates that she will be playing a character named Natasha Cook Campbell. Like I said before, I have no shame admitting that I do watch Young & Hungry, so based on my dedicated viewership, I have to conclude…. that I have no insight on this character. She doesn’t have the same last name as any of the main characters so I assume she’s not related, but who knows? Other than that, I have nothing to go on.
Nevertheless, I’m excited for the Young & Hungry and RHOC crossover that I never expected to happen. Heather didn’t share too much about her role on social media. All she wrote was that she was “Excited for a fun week on @youngandhungryseries !” and she tagged the cast.
On Twitter, cast member Amy Carrero tweeted Heather, “Welcome to the family” and Heather replied with some kissy face emojis. This is making me hope that Heather will appear for more than one episode. I mean, the word “family” isn’t a word that gets thrown around to everyone- or maybe it is? What do I know?
I’m actually really excited to watch this. I have no idea how many other Real Housewives fans also watch Freeform, but maybe this will give the show some new viewership?’
RELATED: Heather Dubrow Again Clears Up Misconceptions About Her Role & Gretchen’s Role On Malibu Country
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Tonight’s Watch What Happens Live guests were Vanderpump Rules stars Scheana Marie and Stassi Schroeder. Scheana was a good sport and answered a lot of questions about her split with Mike Shay and her dating status – and those rumors of dating Mike Comrie. Stassi defended herself, denying that she dictates who her friends can hang with.
When called a buzzkill on the Montauk trip, Scheana says “Seeing it now all edited together, definitely. At the time I thought it was just a no here and a no there, but yeah, sorry.” Stassi says, “it was a no everywhere.” Scheana apologizes.
On Summer House‘s Carl and Kyle, Stassi says “both are very handsome. But Carl insulted me by saying he didn’t like blondes and thought I was weird for being on a dating app.” On the disastrous encounter with Kyle, “Listen, I took my Montauk wardrobe very seriously and the second he insulted my swimsuit, it was like ‘God damn, it’s done now.’ ”
Andy asks if they’ve been involved in a bit of a gang up on Lala Kent. Stassi says, “absolutely not. If you know what she was saying in between seasons about Katie, you would be doing exactly what I’m doing.”
Andy asks Scheana a few questions about her split with Shay. On the rumors that Shay went missing for six days: “He did. We didn’t speak for over a week when I was here for the VanderCrawl. He went to the studio one night and didn’t come back for over a week.”
What brought her to the decision to divorce? “You will see all of this addressed toward the end of the season. So, I want people to tune in and see what I have to say then. But it just seemed to be the best decision. A separation seemed like we’d be delaying the inevitable.”
Andy asks if she thinks if Shay‘s issues hadn’t been highlighted on the show that they might still be together? “No. That had nothing to do with it.” She adds, “We haven’t lived together since October and as of right now we are not on speaking terms.”
RELATED: SHAY’S FRIEND SAYS SCHEANA IS LYING
She says she plans to burn the huge wedding photos, but then says she’s kidding and that they’re in storage. She says the divorce won’t be final for several months.
Andy asks about the guy in Scheana‘s bed on Snapchat. “I’ve been doing a lot of fun Snapchats to keep people guessing.”
Scheana says there’s no truth to the rumor that she’s dating Hilary Duff’s ex, Mike Comrie. Andy tries to get her to admit she’s seeing SOMEONE but she plays coy and never directly answers.
A viewer Tweeted, imploring Stassi to just finally admit that she dictates who her friends are allowed to be friends with. “I don’t feel like I do that.” She asks Scheana if she thinks she dictates who she can be friends with. Scheana says, “Not dictate, but I know if I really wanted to be friends with Lala, she would be like okay with it.”
Stassi again talks about how mortified she was the next day about her meltdown at Carter’s birthday party. She said she threw herself on the floor and acted as if she had just found out her family had been murdered.
On the Twitter backlash this past week, Stassi says: “It was really hard. I’ve been getting hate for five years. I am used to it. I think there’s something with social media nowadays – it’s bigger and the way that it was season 1, it’s just so much more intense and overwhelming and I cracked.”
A viewer asked if Stassi thinks Katie Maloney (who is in the audience with her mom) is meaner around her. “That is such a cop-out. I hate when people say that. She’s fully capable of making her own decisions, unless I am actually manipulating her and pulling the strings.”
As a former “new girl” to the group, did Scheana feel bad for Lala at all? “No, because it was a totally different situation.”
A caller asks Scheana if it was hypocritical of Katie to get mad at her for having small talk with Lala, but she let Schwartz go on a birthday vacation with her. “I understand where Katie was coming from. Lala said a lot of terrible things about her and her fiance.” Andy says “but her fiance was going on vacation with her.” Scheana says “that’s up to Katie. I’m not in their relationship, so..” Katie speaks up from the audience and says clearly if she’s fine with Tom going on vacay with Lala, she wasn’t trying to dictate Scheana not speaking to her.
Scheana on her friendship status with Ariana Madix, “We’re better than ever. You’ll see this in the next few weeks, us totally rekindling our friendship.”
Andy has Mark from Timber Creek Lodge and Stassi playing a love connection game. Stassi and Mark have nearly identical answers for every question but one and they agree to exchange numbers and meet for a drink while they’re in NYC.
Stassi says Jax Taylor acted way worse when they were dating than he does now with Brittany Cartwright.
Do they think Kristen Doute will marry Carter before Tom Sandoval and Ariana tie the knot? Scheana says definitely and reiterates that Ariana does not want to get married.
One of the poll questions of the night was “Would you date Stassi?” 71% said No. Stassi says she’s NEVER won a WWHL poll and would really like to just once.
The other poll was “Whose side are you on: Lala or Everyone Else?” 62% said Everyone Else.
We should have more photos for you from tonight’s show in the morning.
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The Bachelor's back, and everything is awful. The premiere may have been last week, but that was just the first episode. That was the limo arrival episode, where tricks and camels...
PARIS, FRANCE – JANUARY 09: A suspect in Kim Kardashian West’s Paris robbery is brought to BRB building, Brigade de Repression du Banditisme (suppression of banditry brigade) on January 9, 2017 in Paris, France. (Photo by Marc Piasecki/Getty Images)
Arrests made in connection with Kim Kardashian’s robbery? – Dlisted
Did Tom Hiddleston give the worst speech last night? – Celebitchy
Is this trainwreck of a show coming back? – Starcasm
This is beyond adorable – Babyrazzi
Celeb moms with outrageous birth stories – Momtastic
Did you catch last week’s Bachelor? Bookmark these recaps – Love and Knuckles
Best and worst makeup from last night – The Fashion Spot
Now here’s a dog paying it forward – Dog Time
I hate to admit it, but he looked good – Dlisted
8 PM EST –
The Bachelor (ABC)
Celebrity Apprentice (NBC)
Timber Creek Lodge (Bravo)
Kids Baking Championship (Food Network)
Love & Hip Hop (VH1)
9 PM EST –
Vanderpump Rules (Bravo)
Cake Wars (Food Network)
Leave It To Stevie (VH1)
9:30 PM EST –
K. Michelle: My Life (VH1)
10 PM EST –
America’s Next Top Model (VH1)
11 PM EST –
WWHL (Bravo) – Scheana Marie and Stassi Schroeder
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Bad news, Shondaland fans. The highly-anticipated return of ABC's tony #TGIT line-up has just been pushed back by one more week, making the wait for the season six premiere of...Bravo is kicking off the new year with new shows and tonight we’ll get our first glimpse of the much contested Summer House!
With the least popular members of Vanderpump Rules partying in Montauk for Stassi Schroeder‘s birthday (a national holiday if you are a self-absorbed brat!), they introduce us to Summer House via Stassi’s friendship with Lauren and Ashley Wirkus.
What this means is TWO HOURS of Vanderpump Rules drama! Is that a good or bad thing? I don’t know… What I do know is that you can meet the cast of Summer House below!
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In the first hour, Ariana Madix‘s birthday weekend continues with a trip to NASCAR. Unfortunately RV life is not easy – especially with Jax Taylor throwing Brittany Cartwright under its wheels! The hatebirds cannot stop bickering over everything, and a water shortage brings drama to a head (with a double-entendre!).
RELATED – Photos: Summer House & Pump Rules Casts In Cabo!
Good spirits are revived when Tom 1 convinces a NASCAR legend to autograph a very special item. Also Tom 2 continues to be blissfully happy away from you know who…
Back in LA, Lisa Vanderpump confronts Lala Kent about both her disappearance and her worrisome relationship and Lala reacts by quitting SUR.
In Montauk, Katie Maloney makes it her mission to get Stassi a man for her birthday – which is easier said than done. Especially when Stassi is distracted by rage towards Scheana Marie and Kristen Doute for violating her sacred birthday weekend by not following all of her demands!
RELATED – Scheana Used Mike For A Storyline Then Left Him?
Luckily Stassi turns to her friends Lauren and Ashley for a very un-Hamptons party to blow off steam. Unfortunately, Summer House housemate Kyle finds himself trapped in a hot tub with Stassi (and her nipples) and some questionable comments occur!
Summer House officially kicks off next week, premiering on Monday at 10pm EST.
Tell US – ARE YOU READY FOR A DOUBLE-DOSE OF VANDERPUMP RULES?
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The countdown is on. Jenelle Evans’s baby number three will be here soon enough. The Teen Mom star celebrated the upcoming arrival of her daughter Ensley, her first child with David Eason, at her baby shower over the weekend with family and friends.
In comparison to some of the other reality star baby showers, it looked like a pretty low key event, but there were smiles all around to celebrate the approaching due date of Jenelle’s baby girl.
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Jenelle took to Instagram to share a few photos from the event. It’s unclear if she was in on it or if it was a surprise to her, but she was wearing pink, so I would like to think that was in honor of the baby girl on the way. Then again, it could just be a dress and people could be hating on me for some sort of gender stereotyping, so I’ll move on.
Along with a group shot of Jenelle at the baby shower that she put on Instagram on Sunday January 8, she wrote, “It’s awesome to have such a great group of friends that come from hours away to celebrate my new baby girl’s arrival soon!”
She also confirmed Ensley’s due date: “Tonight was great and wouldn’t want it any other way. Now the 3 week countdown begins Miss. Ensley! ” And now I’m sure that the Teen Mom fans will be checking Jennelle and David’s Instagram accounts to see the first pics of the baby.
Aside from the group pic, Jenelle posted a pic from the table at the event with the short and sweet caption, “All for you. #BabyEnsley#OhBebe”
RELATED: Jenelle Evans Pregnant With Baby #3; Lashes Out At Teen Mom 2 Fans For Negative Reactions
Jenelle’s man David also posted about the shower. He Instagrammed a photo of Jenelle with the kids unwrapping a gift and he wrote, “We can’t wait to see you grow baby Ensley! We love you!”
Given how this pregnancy started with Jenelle’s refusal to admit that she was even pregnant– until she got in a car accident, it’s nice to see that they are embracing it. As per usual with anything Teen Mom-associated, there’s going to be a lot of people questioning yet another baby joining the show’s cast, but that’s par for the course.
RELATED: Jenelle Evans Shares Sonogram & New Baby Bump Pic
Don’t forget! Tonight is an all new episode of Teen Mom 2! Join us here in the comments to dish on the drama!
TELL US- DO YOU THINK JENELLE IS READY FOR BABY NUMBER 3? DO YOU LIKE THE NAME ENSLEY?
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Well the Celebrity Big Brother trailers are promising a good one tonight so we can only sit back and think of England….or America…wherever.
We open with the gratuitous scenes of Jasmine and Bianca working out. Can’t miss an opportunity clearly. And I don’t just mean for the cameraman, I’m sure the girls know exactly what they’re doing. Especially when they ask a watching Jedward (one of them at least) and Jamie to help ‘spot’ them. I presume they mean help, rather than eye-spy. I smell ‘camera-time’.
Austin is looking moody and sitting in the house, whilst Spencer has the patio door open. He asks Heidi to ask Spencer to close it, which he does, then after a bit of baiting from James and Coleen, opens it again, to get a reaction. Methinks peeps are bored. Nicola decides to wind things up more and opens the door again, whilst Austin see James orchestrate the whole thing. He takes it up with him and James pulls the whole ‘it’s not my fault, if I told them to jump off the cliff, should they’. However Spencer spoils the whole effect and throws him right under the bus. We move on in the footage, but I’m guessing the house guests won’t find it as easy.
Secret task time and Jedward are tasked with having the whole house, bar Bianca to eat some pizzas that are to be delivered. The job is to keep her distracted while the rest of the house eats all the pizza. Suddenly Bianca becomes the popular girl and has a line of people waiting to talk to her (surely that should have aroused suspicion in itself?)
How many celebrities can you fit behind a sofa? Apparently 6 at least. How many pizzas can you fit in a pocket? 1 which Jedward gave to Austin. Lucky him. Bianca is being distracted by Stacy’s horniness and Ray J’s talk of prostitutes and wife problems. The 2 may well be connected. Pizzas are eaten and the housemates appear to have been successful, but we wait and see.
James is definitely bored and decides to irritate Stacy with some male chauvinistic rubbish. She finally realizes and James comments “Even if I did believe that, which I don’t, do you think I’m going to say that?” Kinda proves someone’s still well aware of the cameras …
Next part of the task is given to James C. Noooooo. This man is an icon! An icon that apparently has to drag Tony the show pony through the house, again, with the aim of the game to not have Bianca notice. Maybe she’s why they labelled the tumble dryer? Big Brother is casting aspersions on her character. Ironically James C does note that it will be nice to spend time, albeit a small amount, with something with an IQ higher than some of the housemates. I’m not going to argue. Neither will Tony. Oh my lordy, he does an ‘I am the Lord Commander’ impression (Is it still an impression when it’s him that does it anyway?). Anyhooo The series is now worthwhile.
Now, I’d presumed that Tony the show pony would be an ornament. Maybe, like a really big one. It isn’t. It’s a genuine pony. 4 hooves and a flower crown. A teensy horse though. Suppose even Bianca would notice a Shire. Anyway Angie comes up with the great idea of hosting a meditation session in the bedroom to distract her, and they all put the plan to action. She notices……nothing. Nada. James even takes the pony to look through the bedroom window at her, and still she doesn’t have a clue. This is the part of Big Brother I enjoy. The fun side. That and the other Lord Commander impression we get, when he introduces his ‘steed’. Joyful.
For the final part of the task, Brandon has to host a secret rave in the snug, and all housemates have to enter and all rave for at least 30 seconds, one by one every ten seconds without, you guessed it, Bianca noticing. Austin lies in bed with Bianca, and fakes a drama breakdown. Everyone else makes it in the snug, and wonders how on earth he’ll make it to the snug without her noticing. He does the classic “Wait here one minute, I have a surprise for you” and runs to join the party. They need to last 30 seconds in there for the task pass. Calum’s in his towel, James J in dressing gown and shorts, I think even Ray J was state of undress, and they party like its 1999. Ish. As much as you can do in a souped up shed. The party’s over and Bianca does not have a clue. Comical.
We get to the results of the task and the housemates have passed. Which is unsurprising. Even when everyone told her what had happened, she still looked a bit vague about it all. Definite a highlight of the series.
Stacy is talking about getting herself a love interest. Calum and Brandon are on her list (Run boys run, while you can!). The guys are getting a party as a reward for passing the task. Calum is getting sensitive about his mum being in the house, and points out he went from play boy bad boy lothario to momma’s boy in one easy step.
They all get a game of truth to play, where they have to pick a question out of a box and answer truthfully, this results in James J telling Jamie to grow some balls (can I write that here? Testicles sounds either clinical or culinary, dependent on what other reality shows you watch). Nicola pulls a question out, looks at it and has a “why me???” diva strop. Obviously people react asking what’s up and Jasmine makes the mistake of saying “oh no, looks like she’s going to cry”….
…..And we’re off. Nicola screams “you need to shut the f**k up about the crying sh*t” and battle lines are drawn. Jasmine tries to keep peace and praise the impression she had to do of Spencer (Impersonate the housemate you think is the fakest) but Nicola has whole injured psychopathic Bambi thing going on- looks like you ruined peed on the Christmas tree, but she’ll stab you with it when it’s dried….
Coleen‘s turn and she has to perform a lap dance on the person that she thinks is the most attractive. Can anyone else see this game ending badly? And that’s not a judgement on Coleen’s dancing whatsoever. Coleen goes for it, throws her hair around, pushes up the boobs and straddles Calum. His mum looks ready for oxygen, she laughs so much.
Next up is Spencer who can ask any housemate a question of his choosing and they have to answer truthfully…..uh-oh. Here it comes. Now, I don’t think there’s a penalty for lying so I’d be saying the sky was green if it avoided conflict. But no, these are our celebrities who have been chosen for their potential to entertain a nation or two. You want peace, Talk to the UN. You want drama, you’re in the right place.
So, Spencer is thanking the Gods of mischief making, a la Harry Potter, and asks Jasmine, if she had red wine, and Calum was in the Jacuzzi and Jamie was in the shower, and Calum’s mum wasn’t there (obviously, bit of a passion killer even to a diehard), who would she get wet with. She chooses Calum and Jamie takes the kick in the teeth with a smile that shows his heart breaking. Bless him.
We cut to footage of some housemates outside in the smoking area and Jamie asks Coleen “Am I too nice?”. Hear that? That’s the sound of a bazillion women aww-ing to the screen. And the subsequent stampede to Essex. Coleen coaches him in not changing for anyone, and tells him that although she messes about with Calum, if she were younger she’d chose him. Ermmmm I’m not sure if that’s meant to comfort or scare. Either way, sure she meant well.
Calum walks up to the end of the conversation, and Coleen repeats what she was saying. Can you feel that breeze? Turning a bit windy?? That’s Calum about to blow things out of proportion….
Coleen’s saying how good looking Calum is, and how she could look at him all day, and Ray J tries to clarify the situation by saying, that Jamie is the relationship material and Calum is the one night stand, and tells Jamie, that he needs to be one night stand too. Coleen agrees in passing (there’s a few chiming in at this), and Calum jumps up, complaining about being called that and how charming it is….
I re-ask, do these people not have any notion of self-awareness?? Surely Calum remembers the programs he’s been in, billed as love rat extraordinaire, and leading love lothario? He even exchanged body fluids with Brandi Glanville did he not? That’s like her being offended when you put the swear jar next to her. Calum walks off, saying that he walked up at the wrong time. He walks off back into the house. Stacy follows him back in the house, seeing her piece of action disappear into the wilderness with my chances of winning lotto. Calum has a full blown hissy because people talked about him. I best watch my back then. Coulda sworn that’s what paid his bills- people talking about him and making him famous but then again, what do I know.
We cut to Jedward in pink towels dancing in the mirror, for no reason other than so we know they’re still there as they’ve been surprisingly (and welcomingly) quiet. Let’s quit while we’re ahead here.
Coleen is in the garden with Jasmine, James and Austin, and is reminding me why I never liked her in the original series. She is passing judgement and comment on how Jasmine is leading Jamie on, and that the sexual chemistry is with Calum and so leave Jamie alone, and how she’s only telling her this as it’s how the public sees it. I think Jasmine is canny enough just to nod and agree but someone needs to remind Coleen she’s not the Godfather before she starts putting horse heads on pillows and chewing cigars (Can we make sure Tony has left the building please??? Don’t wanna give any ideas).
We finish on Calum in the diary room trying to explain the problem. He says that he has worked hard the last 7 or 8 years trying to get rid of the reputation he had to be publicly called out by Coleen. I sort of get his point, but….7 or 8 years???? Really??? He needs a new manager….
And so we have it, the end of the day and true colors about to break through. Things are only going to get better…..
AUTHOR: Nicki M.
TELL US – IS CALUM BEING OVERSENSITIVE? HAVE WE FIGURED OUT YET HOW ON EARTH JAMES C. WOUND UP ON THIS SHOW?
Photo Credit: Channel 5
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