Sister Wives fans thought they might have been able to escape from watching Robyn Brown, but it seems that the wedding special focused on Kody Brown’s favorite wife’s two-faced ways. Robyn has been one of the most disliked TV personalities on TLC for ten years, thanks to her crying and manipulation. So when Kody’s wives started dropping like flies, it made sense to assume that Robyn and her charming husband would ride off into the sunset, never to be heard from again. But the mother of five still hasn’t learned to keep some of her opinions to herself.
This isn’t TLC’s first rodeo when it comes to making sure they catch all the drama between Robyn and the rest of the polygamous family. More than once during Season 18, the camera caught Robyn making herself look bad. And whether she knew it or not, these moments have been engrained into viewers’ minds. During the early years, it felt like Robyn and Kody were often granted immunity from the editing gods as the cutting room floor spliced and diced her less savory moments. However, Season 18 showed that TLC was no longer willing to play that game.
During one of the family’s last conversations, Robyn walked away from Kody and Meri Brown in hopes of being the center of attention. The scene was painful as it became clear she didn’t want Kody and his first wife to be talking. The move was so transparent that it became comical. Instead of having Robyn’s confession fade into a scene of whimpers, Robyn looks extremely foolish and calculating. I mean, Meri was the one losing her marriage, but no, you go and make this about you, Robyn.
Every Sister Wives season has shown Robyn hysterical as the season ended, praying her polygamous family stays together. But this last season just highlighted how miserable the mother of five truly is, and you know what they say: misery loves company. Nothing the first three wives could do was ever good enough for Robyn and her dream picture.
It didn’t go unnoticed that Robyn also didn’t enjoy being on screen or filming inside her house. Frankly, if she didn’t want to be on screen, she shouldn’t be getting a fat paycheck. Season 18 showed just how much Robyn was riding the coattails of the others and getting more out of the situation. The revelation blew fans’ minds since she isn’t the one opening her home to the crew or showing any vulnerability.
Perhaps the most telling sign was how Robyn managed to cut off Kody from speaking about his feelings about Christine on her wedding day. Let’s be honest; it wasn’t going to be positive, but why else have viewers stuck it out for so long? It was to see the drama that is Kody losing his mind. It is obvious the two are not happy with the state of the family, and the theory was proven when Robyn stopped Kody short of calling out Christine literally by covering his mouth. While with any normal couple, the move would have been generous, Robyn once again came across as controlling.
Kody tried to say, “She made the accusation that I had –” Robyn stopped him in his tracks, saying, “Aren’t we just so happy for them?” The whole scene gave me the ick. But that is what Robyn does best. Kody tried to pipe up again, but Robyn kissed him, noting, “We’re just so happy for them, right? That’s what we want.” She is a leech who latched herself onto a married man three times over and then seemingly ruined the family.
Robyn never learned to normalize her emotions, and instead of befriending the rest of the family, she thought gaslighting them would be appropriate. Now, she might only have herself to blame.
TELL US – DO YOU FEEL ROBYN WAS INSUFFERABLE DURING SEASON 18? WHY?
Welcome back for our recap of The Valley Episode 2: “Tit for Tat.” Last week’s episode kicked off the latest Bravo spinoff with a bang, introducing some new, smiling faces. However, this week, those happy faces have turned into frowns, especially after Nia witnessed her husband being pantsed by Jax. Nia is still livid this week about the practical joke, but there is trouble elsewhere, too. Jesse gets himself into hot water after an altercation with Kristen and Luke. And Jax’s guy’s night comes to a screeching halt after he invites someone who is meant to catch Luke off guard.
Doute disaster
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At the start of The Valley Episode 2, Jax and Kristen decide to meet up for a lady’s lunch situation after the father of one took it upon himself to blast Kristen for wanting to have a child with Luke. There is a high chance The Smokehouse Grill would go up in flames with these two prominent personalities, but it seems that first snacks are in order.
I don’t want to judge Jax’s qualifications when it comes to being a friend, but wouldn’t you think that a guy who has been friends with Kristen for 16 years would remember that she is a vegetarian?
But, I will say, Jax jumped right into the apology, claiming he didn’t mean to “corner” her at Janet’s birthday. For those who don’t recall, Jax was surprised that Kristen was even thinking of letting Luke impregnate her. Forget that it was none of his business; he made it his business, along with making everyone at the party uncomfortable.
Frankly, Kristen is saying what I think most women in the country are thinking, “Why are my guy friends saying, ‘I don’t really trust your decision about your own life, Kristen.'”
Kristen is paying a price
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Yes, Kristen made mistakes with her ex, Alex. She sold her house and moved in with him, and they broke up several times before he kicked her out. But life happens, and last time I checked, Jax was not the poster child for great life decisions.
But things are looking up for Kristen, who claims that her and Luke’s communication is “stupid impeccable,” whatever that means. Jax makes it clear he doesn’t care how many kids Kristen wants; he just says that she and her new beau are not on the same page.
Honestly, I am blown away at this man’s audacity in claiming he knows which relationships in his friend group are thriving and which are not. According to the supposed #1 guy in the group, he is “pretty good at spotting a Kristen Doute disaster. I can spot it a mile away.”
Guys, I’m dead. My jaw is on the floor, and again, I am thanking my lucky stars that Jax is back on my small screen. No matter how much projection he indulges in.
Luke is forever
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I will say Kristen might not have her finger on the pulse. She claimed that Luke would definitely be moving to LA, and she would be signing her own lease.
Jax went on to say he’s “seen a lot of guys like look come in and out of her life, and they leave, and they need therapy.” The former T-shirt entrepreneur wants her friends to treat Luke better because he isn’t going anywhere.
Kristen swears Luke is going to be forever, which means we only have one choice; to grab the popcorn and sit back.
Trouble in paradise
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It is clear Michelle and Jesse are not okay even during a West Hollywood park day with their daughter. The two were extremely passive-aggressive about teaching their daughter to ride her bike. This whole scene gave the impression that the two love to fight, and this round is about their parenting styles.
I will say, Michelle gets the jabs in. My favorite had to be that she wasn’t aware Jesse had no patience. Sadly, Jesse hit the nail on the head, revealing in his confessional, “I’ve changed into somebody she doesn’t want.”
Also, a huge red flag for me is that Jesse doesn’t remember nipple-gate. After four minutes of hockey, the boys talk about how Jesse grabbed Kristen’s nipple at the birthday party. Instead of owning up, Jesse doubles down, saying a “nipple twister doesn’t seem like my style.” Really? It seems very much like your thing, Jesse.
Alex cometh
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As Kristen said earlier in the episode, “Jax stumbled into a saint who is willing to deal with his bullsh*t. God bless Brittany.” And that couldn’t fit Jax more, especially when it comes to the explanation of boy’s night.
Luke finally found his backbone and decided to stand up to Jax after it became apparent he had invited Kristen’s ex to the bowling night. Is Jax the Don of the group? Because it sure feels like it! He tells Luke that he has “great motivation on this. I want you to be a part of the group.” Next thing we know, Luke will have to kiss his ring.
After Jax clarifies that he wants Luke and Alex to be friends, the Colorado native refutes the idea and states his case. Luke is being pretty great as he stands up for Kristen, yelling, “I have her back 100%.” Luke also notes that Kristen is still very triggered by her past relationship.
Even though Luke is new, he hits the nail on the head, explaining, “Jax knows her triggers. I don’t think this is something friends do to friends.” You’re right, Luke. Inviting a friend’s ex is not what a true comrade does.
Welcome back to the Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 9 recap. Last time, Sandoval tried to apologize to Katie, and Ariana attended the same function as Sandoval. This week’s episode, titled “Kiss Kiss, Revenge Bang” features Schwartz dishing to Lala about a past hookup. Here’s everything that you need to know about Pump Rules, Season 11, Episode 9!
Sandoval wants the house
Billie Lee visited Sandoval as Vanderpump Rules Season 11, Episode 9 got underway. She is bringing her friend, Tii, to Hotel Ziggy to see James DJ. Tii and Sandoval met at his pool party.
Sandoval jokingly called Ariana his “roommate.” Billie pointed out that living with your ex-girlfriend is worse than bunking with your mother. Ouch!
In his confessional, Sandoval explained that a couple of months ago, his attorneys sent a letter of intent to Ariana. Sandoval wanted to buy her out of the house, and “for top market value.” He was surprised that he hadn’t heard back from her.
Meanwhile, Ariana was in her room. She called Ann Maddox, Sandoval’s then-assistant because she wanted to find her own assistant.
Much to Ariana’s surprise, Ann would like to be considered for the job. “Ann is just so sweet and she deserves so much more than putting up with my ex-boyfriend,” Ariana said. She questioned whether she was the answer to Ann’s prayers, but she hoped that someone would rescue her.
Kiss and tell
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Lala and Schwartz met up at a juice bar. Lala informed Schwartz that when she feels “awkward” she talks about her vagina, and Schwartz’s face lit up. Just like a kid at Christmas!
Schwartz pointed out that everyone in this friend group has cheated. “I’ve cheated. I was a make-out slut. I made out with Scheana like 12 years ago in Vegas,” Schwartz said. “No one even knows that.”
The look of shock on Lala’s face was priceless. You could see Lala trying to put the timeline together. She asked when this happened. According to Schwartz, he and Katie were dating, “but it was a rocky moment.” That’s right, Schwartz was embracing this “summer of forgiveness” to help lessen Sandoval’s sins. That is … an interesting choice.
Lala was feeling like this was sus because she was besties with Scheana. So, why would Scheana never have mentioned playing tonsil hockey with Schwartz? Then, Schwartz added that he didn’t know if he ever told Katie.
So, when Katie came over to visit Lala, she told her about Schwartz and Scheana. In her confessional, Katie said what we are all thinking. “What the actual f*ck?” she said. “Are you kidding me?” Back in 2013, Schwartz admitted that he made out with one of Scheana’s friends in Vegas. But was it Scheana?
Katie asked if Lala talked to Scheana. Lala knew if she talked to Scheana first, then she would have time to “make this a pretty picture.” The ladies weren’t happy because the duo kept this secret under wraps for years.
Brock and Scheana arrived at Hotel Ziggy right after Schwartz and Jo Wenberg. Then Sandoval and Kyle Chan rolled up. Ariana strolled in, looking hot in a skin-tight dress.
“Ariana looks great,” Sandoval observed from a safe distance. Then he told Brock that he wanted to talk to Ariana about the house. Meanwhile, Schwartz and Jo said hello to James at his turntables. James may have been happy to see Jo, but Scheana wasn’t.
“Right now, I really don’t have a reason to like Jo,” Scheana said in her confessional. “She literally drove with [Rachel Leviss] to go meet the Toms in Big Bear and then left [Rachel] with Sandoval in Big Bear,” Scheana said. “Like, come on, b*tch. You knew.”
Scheana then became obsessed with Jo removing her hat. She wanted Jo’s braids to show. “I’m gonna bully you. Take the f*cking hat off!” Scheana exclaimed. In her confessional, Jo felt uncomfortable about Scheana’s actions. Jo said her hat was “comfortable.”
The fact that it was a TomTom hat didn’t help. “I’ve gotten a lot of hate from the girls. It’s a hundred percent bullying and … it’s not fun,” Jo said in her confessional. “It’s horrible.”
Tears are falling
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Katie and Lala hit the club next. Sandoval trotted over to see Billie and Tii. Jo was with them. The rest of the Pump Rules ladies were shooting the group dirty looks.
This past year, the ladies made some upsetting allegations about Jo. Katie wrote on social media, “Jo is spooky. Her energy is on par with a crackhead.” Jo added in her confessional, “That is hurtful and harmful to anyone who has ADD.”
Jo knew that Lala, Scheana, Ariana, Ally, and Katie were talking about her. Ally tried to stand up for Jo, saying that she was coming with a peaceful energy. But Katie shot that notion down.
Ariana was the next to slam Jo as “a full-blown mean girl bully” who didn’t “give a flying f*ck about spending Thanksgiving with me in my home while knowing that our mutual friend was f*cking my boyfriend in my house.” Jo walked by and remarked that she felt uncomfortable, which gave Katie a win. Finally, Jo started to cry and wanted to leave.
Scheana comes clean
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Meanwhile, Lala and Katie filled Ariana in on Schwartz’s story about locking lips with Scheana. Ariana admitted that she made out with Scheana in Vegas. But Schwartz and Scheana were joking about it during the holidays, which rubbed the trio the wrong way.
Sandoval picked this moment to approach Ariana. He asked if she received the letter. She answered that her lawyer had it and looked away. Sandoval continued to ramble on while she ignored him. Ariana was channeling an iceberg.
Afterward, Scheana, who had been drinking, sat down for a chat with Katie. Katie told Scheana what Schwartz said about kissing her.
“What happened was, me and Ariana were there with my mom and my sister for her cheer competition in like f*cking high school. And Schwartz pulls me in the corner and kisses me,” Scheana explained. When Katie asked when this happened, Scheana said she was newly engaged to Mike Shay. So that dates this make-out sesh to 2013.
Still, Scheana denied it was a make-out. But she copped to making out with Ariana. Pretty soon I’m going to need charts and graphs to keep up with this group.
“I wanted to pretend like this never happened,” Scheana said. She never told a soul. Katie explained that she trusted Scheana, so why wouldn’t she ever tell her? But Scheana countered that she wanted the couple to work out. It blows Katie’s mind that her bridesmaid kept a secret like this from her. How can she continue to trust Scheana?
Katie and Ariana went to Something About Her, where Penny, their chef consultant, was prepping. While permits are holding up the shop’s opening, they have forged ahead with their sandwich menu.
The group, minus Sandoval, arrived for a tasting. Lala was bored since she already did this last summer. But when Schwartz advocated for a manly sandwich, James quipped, “We all know Tom likes a sloppy Jo, right?” Oof.
The gang then headed to SUR. Lala told Ariana that she was at her house and that she had a deep conversation with Sandoval. Ariana wasn’t buying it, and she had other problems on her mind.
“The reason I wasn’t at my house was because I was at the emergency vet because he was so insanely irresponsible with my dog, she had to have an endoscopy,” Ariana stated. She explained that Sandoval shut Mya in Ariana’s room with her take-out from the night before. She ate wooden skewers, and after all the testing, the bill was $6,000. Mya will be okay, but this wasn’t the first time he was careless with Ariana’s dogs.
In Sandoval’s version of events, he had to close some vents in the main bedroom because of an air conditioning problem. The door was somehow left open, and their dog, Mya, “ate some weird stuff.” Of course, Ariana was furious. But Sandoval believed it was an accident. I’m with Ariana, dude. Not cool, no matter how it happened.
Brock spills a secret
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Brock has some news for Schwartz. Remember Max Boyens? He was the former manager at TomTom and Schwartz’s good friend. Well, Max and Katie apparently hooked up. Schwartz called it “a revenge bang.”
Then Sandoval and Tii stopped by after bowling. When Sandoval stepped away, Scheana and Ariana approached the bar. Brock introduced them, and Ariana asked Tii’s age. Upon hearing that she was 25, Ariana responded, “That makes sense.” Then Ariana advised Tii, “Don’t waste your time with a 41-year-old narcissist.”
Then Scheana dragged Brock for telling Schwartz about Katie and Max. Back at the table, Brock informed Katie that he told Schwartz.
Katie seemed confused, then said that Max came over and they hung out. But Scheana checked Max’s location the next morning, and he was still at Katie’s house. Everyone was floored that Katie would sleep with Schwartz’s best buddy. But did she, or didn’t she?
You can catch Season 11 of Vanderpump Rules on Tuesdays at 8/7c on Bravo.
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK ABOUT VANDERPUMP RULES SEASON 11, EPISODE 9? ARE YOU SURPRISED THAT SCHWARTZ AND SCHEANA MADE OUT? WHAT ABOUT KATIE AND MAX SUPPOSEDLY HOOKING UP?
It all started when Bravo viewers became aware of Kyle’s marital problems with Mauricio Umansky. It didn’t take long for fans to notice Kyle and Morgan’s matching rings and tattoos. The two, along with Mauricio, have vehemently denied any romance.
Despite the denial, the speculation goes on, with no help from Kyle. On and off RHOBH, Kyle has only made audiences more sure that she’s intertwined with Morgan. And the singer’s latest Instagram post didn’t help their case.
Kyle flirts with Morgan, leading to more speculation
On March 25, Morgan posted a reel on Instagram – a candid video where the cameraperson caught her doing something on her phone while holding a bag of chips. After looking up at the camera, she hid the chips behind her back and flexed her right arm. The song “Should’ve Been a Cowboy” by Toby Keith played over the reel.
Morgan captioned the reel with the hashtag “movietime.” More notable than the video itself was the comment Kyle left. “Save a horse , ride a cowgirl,” she wrote (punctuation error original). Morgan responded to Kyle’s comment with a few emojis: the laughing face, skull and crossbones, and a gravestone.
Kyle then responded to Morgan with two laughing emojis of her own. Yeesh, Kyle, just text her at that point. As somebody recently said to me, “These two sure do stoke the fires of the press they claim to hate so much.” Kyle must’ve known the overtone her comment would communicate. Perhaps the two should evaluate how they act in the public eye if they’re tired of the rumors.
Then again, maybe it’s simply a no-win situation. Perhaps no matter what they do, the speculation will continue. Still, they might want to consider what they can do to mitigate.
We all knew that the divorce between Simon Guobadia and Porsha Williams would be messy, but we definitely didn’t expect accusations of gunplay and harassment. In a wild turn of events, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star has been accused by her ex-husband of bringing an armed man to their home.
The court documents were reviewed by Page Six. They showed that Simon is hitting back at Porsha, citing concerns for his safety. He claimed that at one point in their marriage, she “abandoned” their home. When she returned, she didn’t come alone.
According to Simon, Porsha returned to their home with “a man visibly bearing a gun for reasons unknown.” Allegedly, she brought the mysterious gunman to their home on two separate occasions. During one of those visits, Simon said he had to call the cops to maintain the peace.
Did Porsha bring a gunman home? Simon claims harassment…
In the court documents, Simon also alleged that other threatening behaviors were happening at Porsha’s behest. He said that she was recruiting “third parties” to call and harass him. Simon said it was all “in an effort to force them out.”
In addition to the harassing calls, Simon said that Porsha, her mom, and her mom’s boyfriend broke into the marital home, turned off the security cameras, and proceeded to “tamper with evidence.” It’s not clear what evidence they would be tampering with, but in the divorce filing, Porsha specifically asked Simon not to destroy any financial records.
Ultimately, Simon claims that Porsha’s actions are becoming a threat to the safety of his kids. In the court documents, he said that Porsha’s actions have been “erratic, unstable, threatening, and harassing.” He said it’s impacted not only him but his kids and his staff.
The filing went on to accuse Porsha of strategically filing the divorce and manipulating the prenup for her financial gain. Simon is seeking a restraining order against Porsha while they sort through all of this. Meanwhile, Porsha hasn’t said a peep about the situation outside of her initial filing, where she cited “irreconcilable differences” for the reason behind the split.
TELL US – WHAT ARE YOUR THOUGHTS ON THE LATEST ACCUSATIONS AGAINST PORSHA? DO YOU THINK THERE IS ANY TRUTH TO SIMON’S CLAIMS?
We made it! Welcome to our recap of The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 11: The Finale and After the Final Rose. This week, Joey Graziadei introduces his final two women to his family, goes on his last two dates, and picks out a ring. But will he actually get down on one knee? And even though Kelsey threw Joey for a loop with her “we need to talk” note, she’s still one of the final two women standing. Who will get the proposal? Here are the highlights from The Bachelor Season 28, Episode 11.
Daisy meets Joey’s family
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At the top of the show, Jesse Palmer promises us “the most surprising, the most dramatic, and the most heart wrenching ending ever.” Uh oh. I don’t like the sound of that. Does that mean Joey picks nobody? Have I wasted hours and hours recapping all of this, just for him to pick no one? I won’t be happy.
Still in Tulum, Daisy is the first to meet Joey’s family. Joey’s sister Carly asks if Daisy wants to come talk to her and Joey’s other sister Ellie. Carly wants to know if Daisy has told Joey she loves him yet.
“I told him at my hometown that I was falling in love with him,” Daisy admits. “And at our last date, [Joey] said, ‘I’m falling in love with you, too.’ If he were to get down on one knee today, I would say yes, because I am in love with him, [but] I haven’t told him yet.”
She assures Joey’s sisters that if he chooses her, she’ll choose him every day for the rest of her life. They love her. Who doesn’t love Daisy? She’s adorable.
Next, Ellie and Carly sit with Joey. Joey tells them his biggest fear is that Daisy’s “holding back” because of there still being another woman involved. How could she not be? I think any woman would be terrified of having her heart broken when there’s only a 50/50 chance that she’ll get the guy.
Daisy ends up as much in love with Joey’s family as she is with Joey. “You don’t think it’s going to feel like this until it does,” she says. “And then … you’re, like, falling in love with this person, and you see a future with them, and you feel like they’re your person. But right now, they’re also somebody else’s.”
Is Kelsey really ready?
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Next up is Kelsey. “Every time I leave Kelsey,” Joey says, “I just miss her. I feel so much better when she’s there.” Joey hopes his family will see what he sees and why he feels so strongly about Kelsey.
Again, Carly and Ellie whisk Kelsey away for a chat. Kelsey tells them that she and Joey “just make sense” and are “on the same level about a lot of things.”
Kelsey says she knows she loves Joey because she wants Joey “to feel loved and special.” Almost identical to Daisy, she says that she wants to choose him every day.
His sisters tell Joey that Kelsey is “amazing” and “a bright light.” But Carly says that while Daisy was 100% ready to accept a proposal, when they asked Kelsey the same question, she said, “I think so.”
“That’s scary to hear that,” Joey says in a confessional. “I need to talk to Kelsey more about that, cause it is my biggest fear.” Really, Joey? I don’t think we’ve heard that before.
Meanwhile, Joey’s dad Nick asks her, “Do you think it’s just an infatuation or do you think this is something you want for the future?”
“I told him that I loved him,” Kelsey says, “and it’s not just the way he makes me feel, but it’s the way that I want to make him feel … I want him to feel loved and appreciated.” It’s almost like she’s memorized talking points.
Back in the studio, Jesse Palmer says, “So how is Joey … finally going to make a decision? Maybe, he won’t.” I feel like Jesse’s either trying to prepare us for a disappointing ending or misdirect us so we’re relieved to see a happy ending…
A sweat lodge is not romantic
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Joey’s looking for clarity on today’s date with Daisy. “This is either my last date with Daisy ever,” he says, “or it’s our last date until we’re engaged.”
For her part, Daisy says, “Today’s my last date with Joey before he could potentially get down on a knee for me … It’s the most anxiety I’ve ever experienced. I really want it to be me.”
“We’re gonna do something really special today,” Joey says. It’s some kind of a cleansing ceremony with a shaman, and Daisy says she loves “stuff like this.”
The shaman says they’re going to “heal our minds and our hearts,” which Daisy could really use, cause she’s stressing. Daisy wishes she could just talk to Joey. She wants to tell him that she loves him. She’s totally in her head.
When they have to express their deepest desires and then throw a copal into the fire, Joey says, “My desire is for both of us to find true happiness, whether that’s with each other or just in general … You deserve nothing but the best.” And her face falls. That sounded like a goodbye.
But by the evening part of the date, Daisy’s had a change of heart. “Earlier on the date today, I was, like, it’s not me,” she says. “Going into tonight, I’m gonna think it is me. I’m choosing to believe that and move forward because if I don’t, there’s no way I’m gonna be able to tell him exactly how I feel.”
Finally, she tells Joey he’s changed her life, and at last says, “I do love you.” Sadly, his reaction is underwhelming.
“That’s so good to hear,” he smiles at her. “That means so much. You really are so special to me.” I have a bad feeling about this.
Joey doesn’t want Kelsey to have doubts
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Not only is today Joey’s final date with Kelsey, but it’s his final date, period. He leads her into a room where a massage table is set up. So, Daisy gets a sweat lodge and Kelsey gets a spa day? That doesn’t seem quite fair.
“When I’m with Kelsey,” he says, “I’m goofy, I’m funny. We just have a really good time.”
Joey and Kelsey give each other massages and facials, while Daisy’s back in her cabana having a breakdown. She told him she loved him, but he didn’t react the way she’d hoped. You can hear in her voice that she’s been crying. Poor Daisy.
And now it’s Kelsey’s turn to light the candles and set up a romantic atmosphere for their final evening together. Or is it?
Joey says his family loved her, and he was so excited to introduce her to them. She admits that both his parents asked how she’d feel if it wasn’t her at the end, and she says she broke down in tears both times.
“I don’t want you to think about that,” Joey tells her.
Even though she can see a life with him, “the thought of it not happening is terrifying,” she says.
Joey doesn’t want her to feel that way. “I don’t want you having doubts,” he says. “I feel very lucky to feel loved by you, and I don’t take it for granted.”
“You just make me feel so special,” she says, before kissing him. He’s a lot more affectionate with her than he was with Daisy.
As Joey walks away, he seems subdued. He’s still worried about having to hurt someone, and it’s overshadowing everything else.
“There’s no right way to do this,” he says. “It’s going to hurt either way.”
Joey picks a ring
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“Waking up this morning,” Joey says, “I am feeling really good. I’ve got two incredible women here.”
And here’s Neil Lane at the door with his case of diamonds for Joey to choose from. How convenient. But will he even need one?
“A ring symbolizes so much,” Joey tells us. “It’s something that will be on her finger for the rest of her life.” So, has he made a decision then? Neil’s a busy guy. Let’s not waste his time, Joey.
In her room, Daisy’s still going through it. She’s convinced she’s not “the one,” so she puts on her beautiful dress and walks down the hall. We think she’s going to the proposal, but she knocks on a door. Is it Joey’s door?
But no, it’s not Joey’s door. It’s Kelsey’s door, and Kelsey is surprised to see her. Daisy seems to be testing the waters and seeing how the competition is feeling.
They trade notes on their final dates. They both love Joey, but neither woman wants to see the other get hurt.
Daisy makes a bold move
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Finally, Joey’s at the podium waiting for the two women to arrive. Who will be the first to step out of the car? We see both women being driven to the proposal site, but as the camera pulls back, we see them both in the same car. Wow. This is a first.
Daisy is the first to walk down the path to Joey. He says he has a strong connection with her.
She says she loves him, “but the thing is … you’re not going to choose me.” She’s realized he’s not her person, so she’s gonna go. Damn, girl. Way to steal his thunder. Good for you!
“You don’t understand how special you truly are,” he says. “But I have something more special with someone else.”
Though he offers to walk her out, she says it’s something she has to do on her own. They hug goodbye, and she walks away, as the studio audience applauds her bravery.
As Joey cries, Daisy hugs Kelsey in the parking lot. “She’s really special,” he sobs. But Daisy leaves with her “head held high.”
“If I can love the wrong person that much,” she concludes, “imagine how much I can love the right person.”
Kelsey gets her man
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Dry those tears, Joey. It’s Kelsey’s turn. Joey’s ready not only to say he loves her, but to back it up with a ring. But will Kelsey say yes? Will Joey’s biggest fear come true and his love not be reciprocated?
She smiles as he tells her how special she is. It’s been a tough journey, but now he can tell her that he loves her, and he chooses her. Finally, he gets down on one knee and asks, “Will you marry me?”
I wasn’t sure she’d say yes, but she does. It’s kind of bittersweet, since she knows her happiness comes at Daisy’s expense. But she cries tears of joy as he slips the ring on her finger.
After the final rose
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To his credit, Joey admits that he decided not to tell anyone he loved them until the final day – unlike some former Bachelors who unnecessarily broke some hearts.
When Kelsey joins Joey, she looks fabulous. Her hair is sleeker, she’s wearing cute shoes for once, and the body is on point. Love agrees with her.
One question remains: who will be the next Bachelorette? Even though she didn’t end up with Joey, Daisy says she’s happier than when she started because of all the friends she’s made: the other women, the producers, all the members of the crew, even the fans who’ve reached out to her. But she’s not ready to be the Bachelorette. Boo!
Finally, the big announcement Jesse’s been promising all night: who is the next Bachelorette? Trotting out Charity Lawson to pass the torch, she announces Jenn Tran as the next Bachelorette. Jenn?! That’s a curveball I didn’t see coming. That’s a shocker.
The nice thing is that Jenn will be the first Asian-American Bachelorette, so there’s that. But still. Jenn? I barely remember her. But let’s give her a chance!
“I feel so grateful and so honored to be the first Asian Bachelorette,” Jenn says. “Growing up, I always wanted to see Asian representation on TV.” Most of the Asian people she saw were supporting characters, so to be the “main character” in her own love story is a big deal.
And we’re done. We did it! Whew! See you in July 2024 for the premiere of The Bachelorette.
The Bachelor Season 28 is available for streaming at ABC.com.
TELL US – WHAT DID YOU THINK OF THE BACHELOR SEASON 28, EPISODE 11? WERE YOU SURPRISED AT JOEY’S FINAL CHOICE? WHAT DO YOU THINK OF JENN AS THE NEXT BACHELORETTE?
