Can I get a BOO?!!! Tonight is the season finale for both Southern Charm and newcomer Southern Charm Savannah! Bravo only graced us with 13 episodes of Charleston and just 8 episodes for Savannah – not nearly enough time to get to know these newbies! We do still have the reunion episode(s?) for the Charleston gang, which filmed last week in NYC. But no word on whether we’ll get a reunion for the Savannah crew.
On tonight’s finale, Kathryn Dennis and Thomas Ravenel seem to turn a corner in their strained relationship and even share a warm embrace that leaves Kathryn confessing she wants to kiss him. Let’s all cross our fingers and toes that she backs away slowly and runs for the hills before that happens.
Naomie Olindo and Craig Conover are still struggling to make a decision about their relationship. And Chelsea is feeling a bit hurt over Austin Kroll‘s actions. The cast turns out for JD’s big night and instead of happy harmony, Craig and Shep Rose get into a heated argument. Sounds like the season is going to end with a bang.
Over on the conclusion of Southern Charm Savannah, wedding bells may be ringing! Lyle Mackenzie meets with Catherine Cooper‘s father to ask for permission to pop the question. He plans the big proposal for the night of Ashley’s masquerade ball/fundraiser and we’ll have to wait for tonight to see Catherine’s reaction.
Ashley Borders brings the dramatics, as usual, and even goes so far as to kick Happy McCullough out of her charity event. We can’t wait.
Charleston starts at 9/8 C, followed by Savannah at 10/9 C. Join us in the comments for the virtual viewing party! Both Thomas and Landon will be guests on WWHL immediately following the finales, so I’m going to assume he’s since forgiven her for throwing him under the bus in Key West or this is going to be an awkward half hour!
TELL US – ARE YOU SURPRISED BOTH SEASONS ARE ALREADY OVER? DO YOU HOPE FOR A SECOND SEASON OF SOUTHERN CHARM SAVANNAH?
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When Fuller House finally returns to Netflix this fall, it'll do so on a date that's pretty important to the franchise's history. As star Candace Cameron Bure revealed on...This isn’t saying a lot, but this Real Housewives of New York season isn’t a good look for Ramona Singer. And no, I’m not talking about her high ponytail from the last episode. She has been more irrational and spiteful than ever before. Her latest move? Inviting Tom D’Agostino’s former love interest Missy to her party even though she knew that both Tom and Luann de Lesseps would be in attendance. Is that a coincidence? Dorinda Medley sure doesn’t think so.
After all, Dorinda is the one who introduced Luann and Tom in the first place, so of course she’s going to support the newlyweds. Plus it’s really just ridiculous that Ramona is still trying to push their buttons even though they are legally married.
Dorinda didn’t hold back in her Bravo blog about the last episode. She began “Although it was quite nice to see Ramona’s new digs, I think it was completely overshadowed by the fact she invited Tom’s ex-girlfriend Missy. Was this planned to once again hurt Luann? If I were Missy, I would not have even attended or would have left as soon as I saw Luann and Tom. WTF?” Maybe Ramona just wanted her apartment remodel to get more screen time on the show.
Dorinda continued, “Luann is far more tolerant than I am. I would have confronted Ramona on the spot and left immediately.” If Luann left every event where people were taunting her and Tom, she wouldn’t have been at anything filmed this season.
Ramona wasn’t the only instigator though. The notorious Harry Dubin was there to stir shit up. Dorinda said, “When Harry Dubin pulled Missy aside and asked her unacceptable leading questions about her and Tom’s relationship, my skin crawled. To think, only weeks before he was a guest at their wedding!” Why was Harry invited? Didn’t he (allegedly) get with Luann?
Dorinda declared, “As I keep saying, leave this couple alone! They are married. I do not want be responsible for a couple’s happiness or unhappiness. Karma is a bitch.”
Dorinda also reflected on attending the Women’s March with her daughter and Carole Radziwill. Dorinda recalled, “The Women’s March was incredible. I feel so lucky to have experienced it with both Hannah and Carole. As I stated, this was less about our new President and more about our voice as women. Being empowered, especially as a mother and a woman, is very important to me. I think this is a day Hannah and I will remember forever! I felt absolutely blessed to be part of this important day.”
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TELL US- DID RAMONA INVITE MISSY JUST TO INSTIGATE LUANN & TOM?
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Lisa Vanderpump‘s mission to make life better for our four legged friends continues. The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star celebrated the second annual World Dog Day yesterday, along with some of the Vanderpump Rules cast (they’re currently filming) and even a few Little Women: LA stars stopped by.
Lisa was joined by James Kennedy, Christy McGinty, Todd Gibel and even controversial Little Women: LA “cast sidekick” Plastic Martyr was photographed at the event.
Lala Kent was there to show her support, too. She shared on Instagram, “Come play with us at #WorldDogDay tomorrow! Let’s celebrate our fur babies and the ultimate love they bring into our lives. The day begins at 10:30 am at 8134 West Third Street Los Angeles, CA 90048. See you and your babies tomorrow! #worlddogday #vanderpumpdogs #stopyulinforever.”
Lala wasn’t photographed for the official event pics, but she shared after the celebration, “Thank you @KenToddBH & @LisaVanderpump for all you do for the fur babies. Today was what a dog festival should be. #StopYuLinForever.”
Check out the photos below! Are you excited for the new seasons of RHOBH and Vanderpump Rules?
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The Real Housewives Of Orange County is returning to our TV screens on July 10th, and Tamra Judge says it’s a very different season than we’ve ever witnessed before. Unsurprisingly, the drama between Vicki Gunvalson and Tamra continues, with Tamra indicating that there’s not a lot of resolution in sight. But boomerang cast member Lydia McLaughlin lands back on the scene to try to broker peace among the fractured group (HA! She’ll need extra glitter for that trick.)
In a recent interview, Tamra admits that she’s still not on good terms with Vicki and Kelly Dodd, and she didn’t really get to know newcomer Peggy Sulahian as well as she could have. She shares that “it’s such a different season this year. The cast was a little bit split almost three quarters of the way through filming. I don’t know what Kelly and Vicki did most of the time because I was filming much more with Meghan [Edmonds] and Shannon [Beador]. Peggy is the new girl and I didn’t film with her all that much either.”
Tamra told the Huffington Post that season 12 tended to focus more on private family issues in the Housewives’ lives rather than forced drama among them. (Really?!) “This season, there was lots of filming done individually and a focus on family stuff, whereas in the past there was lots of group stuff. I could be wrong but that’s how it felt,” she shared. Topics include Tamra’s estrangement from her daughter, Shannon’s battle with her weight, and Meghan’s life as a new mother.
Despite her issues with Kelly, Tamra confesses she’s okay with her return – and that we’ll be seeing a different version of her this year. “I think she’s good TV,” says Tamra. “There’s a fine line and Andy Cohen talks about this. When people love to hate you, It’s still makes for good TV but when people hate to hate you, it’s uncomfortable and the line has been crossed. She was really close to that line and I didn’t know if she could redeem herself, but she does this season. I mean, she’s still Kelly, but you see a softer side of Kelly.”
Previews show Lydia and Shannon butting heads, which Tamra finds herself in the middle of. She shares, “Actually, it was very stressful for me. You see that I try to be a peacemaker and I explain to Lydia that ‘Shannon is expressive, she’s not yelling at you’ and I’m trying to tell Shannon that Lydia’s really sweet which Shannon wasn’t buying. The thing is, Shannon is intense and people take something she says in a way that she really doesn’t mean. You have to get to know Shannon and once you do, it’s easy. Shannon and I are extremely close and we didn’t start out that way when we first met.”
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Despite the criticisms that Jim Edmonds seemed less than enthusiastic about having a child with Meghan, Tamra thinks he’s a great dad and that we’ll get to see that side of him. She also reserves judgment about Vicki’s new love tank filler, former homicide detective Steve Lodge. Tamra comments, “I don’t know him really well but he seems like a nice guy, also a very handsome one.”
Well, Steve may be a stand up dude, but I’m sorry – Vicki will never wash the stank of Brooks I Faked Cancer Ayers off of her. You just can’t come back from that, in my opinion. (And Vicki might not have actually quit him just yet, given speculation about them cavorting in Cabo!)
Tamra’s relationship with Vicki’s daughter, Briana Culberson, has also changed – per Vicki’s demands! Tamra explains, “I like Briana but have had to pull back because I don’t have a relationship with her mother. So, out of respect to Vicki, I don’t initiate conversations or really see her. Of course, if she writes me, I’ll write back but Vicki did say to me at one point that she would not like me to talk to her daughter. I don’t necessarily agree with it, but I try to put myself in her shoes.”
Not giving too much away before season 12 airs, Tamra does hint that there will still be plenty of drama in store! “There are some friendships that get strained, but that will occur towards the end of the season so I’m not going to spoil it for you. You will have to stay tuned.”
TELL US: WHAT ARE YOU HOPING TO SEE IN SEASON 12 OF RHOC?
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Everyone who watches Vanderpump Rules is well aware of Stassi Schroeder’s fascination with murder and all things gory and violent, so it really does make sense that she had a murder themed birthday celebration. She even bonded with her birthday twin (and Pump Rules enemy) Ariana Madix over their mutual love of murder, but no they did not have a double birthday party celebration. Obviously.
Based on social media, the cast members you would expect came through to celebrate Stassi’s birthday party. Her Witches of WeHo, Kristen Doute and Katie Maloney, were in attendance and all decked out with the theme. Stassi went to Katie and Tom Schwartz’s honeymoon so it’s only natural that he showed up for her birthday. And as the most-loved person among the cast, Brittany Cartwright attended the event as well.
Even though death is a strange theme for a celebration about another year of life, it really is so Stassi. She and all of the other Vanderpump Rules ladies really got into the murder motif with their hair, makeup, and wardrobe. You have to see the photos.
Hopefully this was filmed for the show. I’m already envisioning another episode with Stassi and Ariana having dueling birthday parties with Brittany struggling to be on good terms with both cliques on the show. I guess we will see what went down whenever the episode airs, but in the mean time check out the photo gallery to see who made the cut and who looked super cut up from some (faux) heinous crimes.
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TELL US- WOULD YOU ATTEND STASSI’S MURDER THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY?
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As time goes by, Kenya Moore shares more details about her surprise wedding to Marc Daly. As expected, she’s really milking this for all that she can by releasing one piece of information at a time. This wedding alone has produced so many stories so I can’t even imagine how she’s going to stretch this out for a Real Housewives of Atlanta story line. It’s just so shocking that she didn’t actually film the wedding for the show. I would have bet anything that she would be all about that idea.
I don’t know if she was genuinely trying to keep this private or if she’s just “keeping it private” so she can share little bits and pieces to create more stories for the media. Truthfully, I suspect the latter, but here I am eating it all up and reading every bit of news that pops up. You got me hooked on this story, Kenya. SMH, me.
Kenya spoke to People (again) to reveal even more about her “private wedding.” Clearly it’s not that private since she’s done 98374395739 interviews about it at this point and there’s definitely more to come.
Even though it seems like she got married out of nowhere and did so pretty quickly considering that they only started dating in December, Kenya admits, “I probably would have married him in 30 days, the feeling was that strong. But we wanted to wait and get to know each other and make sure it wasn’t an infatuation. We needed to make sure it was actually real.” And apparently it only took a couple months for them to figure that out.
So why wasn’t it on camera? Kenya publicly talked (again) about keeping her wedding “private.” Kenya explained, “He didn’t sign up for this world, I did. Every time someone has been associated with me, they attack that person – immediately going after them, trying to bring them down and saying crazy things. They tear people apart. And so for [Marc], he was like, ‘This is about me and you — it’s not about me or you.’ He just wanted it to be about our pure love and not about him.” But apparently all of these wedding-related interviews are “about the pure love.”
Kenya preached, “For him, it’s about being my protector and my best friend — not being someone that stands next to me, but someone who supports me and is okay with being behind me sometimes. He doesn’t want my money, he doesn’t want my fame, he doesn’t want my success — he just wants my heart, and he has it.”
The Housewife continued, “I’ve never been that girl and I will never be that girl. Which is why, if it’s not what I feel in my heart and my soul, I will not do it. I will not do it for cameras, I will not do it for somebody else to feel good about who I am. I have to do it for myself.” And the multiple People interviews.
Kenya discussed the possibility of her new husband appearing on Real Housewives of Atlanta: “I think we have to make that decision together if the opportunity comes. We just got married — we haven’t even talked about that stuff before. I’m sure we will make the right decision. But right now, I’m enjoying being a bride and a newlywed.” Really? You are a reality TV star on a show (that has started filming a new season) with the word “housewives” in the title and you never discussed this with your new husband? Right…
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TELL US- DO YOU WANT KENYA’S NEW HUSBAND TO APPEAR ON RHOA?
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Happy Monday! Let’s see what the reality stars were up to this weekend with an all new photo gallery. Nicole ‘Snooki’ Polizzi attended Logo’s 2017 Trailblazer Honors in New York City. Snooki has been keeping herself very busy post-Jersey Shore with a number of business endeavors, web shows, and those adorable kids of hers!
A number of reality stars and their offspring (Lisa Rinna‘s daughters Delilah and Amelia Hamlin) were photographed arriving for the MAXIM Hot 100 party, including Joseline Hernandez, Laura Govan, Blac Chyna, and Joanna Krupa.
Tamar Braxton and Claudia Jordan were both on hand for several days of BET Awards events. And Kandi Burruss and her crew had a fun night last night as she hit the stage with Xscape to perform for the first time in 18 years!
Check out the rest of the photos down in the gallery slideshow. Who was the best dressed at their event?
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What looks like a live, painful, very slow train wreck and rhymes with Beyonce? Yep! It’s 90 Day Fiance!!! The show whose producers should win Emmy’s for their casting prowess alone. To you loyal fans out there, I’ve missed you! And if you’re new here, stick around – because this is the best show on television that you accidentally watched, then immediately became addicted to. Promise. The concept? Single Americans meet the “loves of their lives” overseas, then drag bring them to the U.S. on a K-1 fiance Visa, which requires couples to get married within 90 days.
This season picks up with couples who’ve already gotten married under the K-1 system, showing us where they are now and how married life is suiting them. Or in Danielle and Mohammed’s case, how potential jail time/insane asylum commitment is shaping up. Spoiler Alert! They still win Best In Show for being the most dysfunctional couple to have EVER graced the 90 Day Fiance franchise – although Jorge and Anfisa are giving them a run for their money. (Wait? What money? Never mind.) Also joining the herd this year are Loren and Alexi, Chantel and Pedro, and Russ and Paola. Hey, TLC: We demand you unearth Mark and Nikki from the pit wherever he’s keeping her too! Maybe next time.
Since last night was a packed-full, 2-hour episode, I’ll be giving a highlights recap here of the best stuff (I know you’ll fill in the blanks in the comments section with the multitude of juicy tidbits I may have left out!).
So, let’s see where life and love have taken these tortured souls since we saw them last Fall. We begin with Jorge, who recounts his whirlwind nightmare romance with Anfisa, which involved bringing her over from Russia so she could shut down his phone, key his car, and bleed him dry of the meager funds he’s raising through his marijuana business. Since last we saw Jorge, he’s obviously developed major depression. Since we last saw Anfisa, she bought a better coat. The couple’s arrangement that Jorge pay for the lifestyle he promised Anfisa is still in play – but Jorge can’t keep his end of the bargain up. Anfisa no happy! (But hey – even the Anfisa haters out there have to admit that she was brutally honest about her business terms from the jump.)
Now married for six months, Jorge says it’s been good. “I hate being married to Jorge,” deadpans Anfisa. They’re still living in a 1-bedroom apartment, and Anfisa is applying for a green card/work visa so…she can not work some more, but legally. Frankly, she’d rather go to restaurants and scowl at people. Oh – and Jorge’s family still hates Anfisa. So, not much has changed. (Except maybe Anfisa’s face? Something is going on there, no?)
Uh oh. She’s baaaaaaaaack! In Ohio, Danielle is texting smiley emojis to her new boyfriend. Which is just…wrong. WHO ARE THESE DUDES?!?! She recounts her sad tale of trying to keep Mohammed as a sex slave, then him abandoning her for warmer climates and less psychotic women. Mohammed has accused Danielle of cheating as well, which again, I have no words for. Since she flew down to stalk/confront Mohammed in Miami last year, Danielle has spent her time sticking pins into a Mohammed voodoo doll and trolling the internet for her next victim. Meanwhile, Mohammed has been all over social media trying to claim innocence, all the while waiting for his divorce to come through.
Danielle says she hasn’t been this happy in a long time. The “boyfriend” – who will remain in quotes until proof of life is offered – lives six hours away and in her very tiny imagination. Danielle’s all, “Mohammed? He’s gonna get some payback!” giggling like a woman who has no clue that the world owes her nothing, nor does she have any idea how to operate within it. She plans to continue stalking him into submission.
Speaking of Miami – the place where all 90 Day Fiance ne’er-do-wells escape to – Paola is there trying to make the model/actress thing happen. So, where’s her husband, Russ? You know, he’s just over there chillin’ in Oklahoma, totally cool with his wife ditching him for a different city and new life. KIDDING! Russ is in OK, but he’s not O-K. No, no, no. He’s like the opposite of okay, barely tolerating Paola’s shenanigans. Yet he stays married to her…why? Paola just wants to pose nude and star in telenovelas and die her hair a tragic shade of blonde, yo! She’s delusional. Russ doesn’t seem to have a clue how to address this situation, though, which is pathetic.
So Russ is trying to make the best of a sh*t sandwich, selling his house and looking for work in Miami. Paola ain’t coming back to him, so he’s following her, come what may.
Since Loren and Alexi’s second wedding in Israel, they’re back in Florida eating leftovers and doing laundry. So, actual marriage stuff. Loren is missing NYC, which she feels like she sacrificed to bring Alexi over on the K-1 Visa. The couple seem like the most likely to – well, if not succeed, at least not murder/arrest each other. But since most of Alexi’s friends and family shunned the couple in Israel, they’re feeling a bit isolated.
At least they have Loren’s parents, who keep a very close, codependent eye on their daughter. Alexi is working now, but Loren isn’t. She blames the city, of course, instead of her own skills and ambition. Alexi’s just done with hearing Loren whine about her old life. He’s like, “I’m the immigrant,” sick of her selfish complaining. He’s also not thrilled with Loren’s plan to visit her friend, Sarah, in NYC, who he considers a bad influence after the bachelorette party betrayal.
Elsewhere in Florida, Mohammed has hired a stylist from Forever 21 and a barber circa 1993. He is going for a certain look, ladies. He’s also trying to hide from Danielle by staying on the move – and driving an Uber! (Have these passengers not seen TLC, the news, the internet – like, ever? I would gladly pay $500 to ride around in Mohammed’s Uber for an hour if he let me ask him some very pointed questions.) In all seriousness though, at least he’s proving employment. Scoreboard: Mohammed, 1. Danielle, 0.
At home later, Mohammed is served with annulment paperwork, which Danielle has filed for AGAIN. Since she couldn’t snag him into loving her with a divorce (Wtf?!), she’s pulling rank again. She wants him deported. When Mohammed calls Danielle to discuss the issue, the monosyllabic conversation ends in Mohammed threatening to come to Ohio. He’s not going down without a fight! He withstood Danielle’s private female medical “issues,” after all (which we all need ear bleach to un-hear).
Meanwhile, Paola is visiting a modeling agent/friend to hear some painful truths: She isn’t special, she is in for a rude awakening, and she needs a side job along with a drastic makeover. Paola agrees to go blonde in the name of ambition, but the end result is anything but runway ready. Essentially, it says “JC Penny Sale” more than Vogue. And she’s $450 poorer for it to boot.
Back in LA, Jorge and Anfisa are house hunting. Anfisa would like a 5-bedroom mansion with a pool, while Jorge just needs something with a garage he can sleep in. Jorge wonders if promising Anifsa a life he can’t really afford was perhaps a bad move. Hmm? Magic 8 Ball reads: Decidedly So. He can’t afford the $15K it would take for upfront rental costs, let alone purchase a home of this size anytime soon. Anfisa wonders why Jorge doesn’t have money when he bragged all along that he did? She’ll find out soon, no doubt.
Breaking news: Anfisa made a friend! Miranda is her name, and wearing all black is her game. She works at the jewelry store where Jorge got Anfisa’s engagement ring, and apparently Anfisa and Miranda have struck up some sort of strange relationship since then. As they shop for clothes, Anfisa complains about Jorge’s bait and switch act. Miranda wonders what will happen when Anfisa gets her green card? Anfisa knows she fits the stereotype of a gold digger, but to be fair, Jorge signed up for the same ride Anfisa did. And he’s an idiot for thinking love would conquer all. This has never been about love, and he knows it. But instead of facing that hard truth, he’d rather focus on Anfisa’s spending habits and greed – both of which she made plain from day one.
Jorge hasn’t been honest with Anfisa about his income, though. “Aren’t you a millionaire?” asks Anfisa. “No,” shrugs Jorge, who admits that actually, he’s in “a little debt.” Anfisa can’t believe her cold, dead ears. Anfisa reiterates that she’s always been honest with him (despite how brutal her message has been), yet he’s lied all along. She married him under false pretenses and doesn’t plan on “adapting” to his lies, as he requests. Instead of facing up to his part in this disaster, Jorge just blames Anfisa for being childish. She is, yes. But, dude – So. Is. He.
In Atlanta, Pedro and Chantel are settling into married life after lying to Chantel’s parents all the way up to their wedding day. Because of Chantel’s ruse (that Pedro went along with) her family doesn’t trust him now. DUH. And Pedro misses his own family more than ever. He’s gotten his green card and is working as a dishwasher and in a warehouse to pay the bills while Chantel finishes school. Chantel admits that if she had it all to do over again, she’d handle things differently. But she’s made her bed, which unfortunately Pedro has to lie in with her. To rectify the situation, the couple are planning another wedding in the Dominican Republic (Pedro’s home country) so both families can unite and support them.
Back in Loren’s world, she’s still planning on visiting Sarah despite Alexi’s concerns. Sarah lives in Buffalo, but agrees to meet Loren in NYC so she can relive her past – or whatever. Ugh. This girl is obviously trying make a storyline happen out of thin air.
In a decidedly more compelling/revolting tale up North, Danielle gets ready to meet Mohammed to discuss the annulment. But before that, she’s looking at buying a trailer. She’s trying to make better financial decisions for herself and her kids these days, and she wants to do it on her own. Beth (remember this lady? Omg – she has been resurrected for more shakedowns!) is along for the ride, cheering on Danielle’s “new place, new man, new life!” Well, new place maybe. Danielle swears she’s “tired of the drama” with Mohammed, and is now totally over him. Mmm hmm.
Before their meet up, Mohammed calls Danielle to ask for a ride because he’s run out of gas on the highway. It’s the moment Danielle has dreamed of: SHE REJECTS HIM! She gleefully cackles while telling Mohammed that she won’t be helping him out of his sticky situation. He’ll just have to call an Uber.
Someone who is loving her new life – and new hair – is Paola. She’s out with friends celebrating her escape from Oklahoma, where she felt like a fish out of water from the start. Paola’s close friend Juan doesn’t understand why she gave up her life for Russ, who’s as dusty as OK, in his mind. Paola defends that Russ isn’t boring. But she doesn’t like living with him. That’s all! Nooooo biggie.
But there’s always Skype! When Paola shows Russ her new ‘do later that night, he’s somewhat receptive, but taken aback. He’s also surprised that Paola made such a drastic move just because some janky modeling agent told her to. The real bomb though is that Paola will not be America’s Next Top Model overnight after all. She’ll need a real job, just like the rest of us. It seems like Russ would know this already, but perhaps he’s been drinking the reality TV Kool Aid for too long to register logic anymore.
In Ohio, Mohammed is visiting that truth-dropping lawyer he saw last year. (I love this guy!) He tells Mohammed that he’s in danger of being deported anytime, anywhere, period. If the annulment goes forward, that is. So they have to build a case around Mohammed’s intentions – which he claims were pure, despite the zillion signs pointing otherwise. As Mohammed presents all of the reasons he is right, the lawyer is like, okay – alright. Shut up and let me take care of this mess for you. Just don’t be an idiot! Tall order for this guy.
Another guy who remains a world class idiot is Jorge, who’s still bewildered about Anfisa’s reaction to his confession about not being a millionaire. At dinner, she reiterates his dishonesty while Jorge just dumbly acts like he’s new here and has never met this chick before. Jorge, let us introduce you to your wife: She likes money, plastic surgery, and long strolls through the mansion you promised her. Anfisa, meet Jorge: He likes lying to desperate women about his finances to get laid. Are we all acquainted now? Good!
Instead of ‘fessing up, Jorge lamely whines that he screwed up his business to be with Anfisa. And he says he’s only a few thousand dollars in debt – oh wait! Make that $30K. (So, let’s call it $100K.) No dummy, Anfisa has already researched post-nuptial agreements, and she wants one drawn up STAT so she doesn’t have to take on his debt. Jorge just laments that she’s making it all about the money – whah!
Perhaps he doesn’t remember Anfisa telling him she was marrying him for money last year? No? Because I do. “If you don’t like it, then leave!” taunts a flustered Jorge. Which she does, immediately. Because this woman does not play. Jorge has conned the wrong gal. Let the War Of The Dueling Grifters begin! We’re just getting started. And it’s gonna be epic.
TELL US: WILL ANFISA LEAVE JORGE? SHOULD HE HAVE BEEN HONEST ABOUT HIS FINANCES, OR IS ANFISA TOO GREEDY? WILL DANIELLE GIVE MOHAMMED A DIVORCE, OR WILL HE GET DEPORTED?
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